OK, a slight exaggeration, but I love hyperbole as well as alliteration.
Yesterday, I discovered that my mother couldn't get a nasal spray that will help her hearing because all her medicines have to be authorized by Medicare. My attempts to order a prescription renewal were doomed to fail. One of the nurses told me she would have to take care of this.
The nurse said I would either be hugging her at the end of this or throwing tomatoes at her.
We'll just have to wait and see, but she was really pushing for the former.